So this girl from my class told me that she started watching Doctor Who recently
Her: Hey, I've actually started watching Doctor Who!
Me: Cool! But please tell me that you didn't skip season 1!
Her: Oh, I jumped right to season 5! Matt Smith is sooooo hot!
Me: You skipped nine and ten?
Her: Yeah, you know, they're ugly.
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Police: And she just fell out the window?
Me: Yeah
Police: And exactly how many times did she fall out a window?
Me: I lost count.
